me toying with Ratio while he's going in and out of sleep in his chair

You: did he say afk?
Horatio Demonia: i dunno babe
You: do you know your name?
Horatio Demonia: no
You: it's peter
You: hi peter
Horatio Demonia: my name is Peter?
You: yes
You: peter panoli
Horatio Demonia: wtf dear, lol
You: ~*Muahhahaha*~
You: what you don't remember?
Horatio Demonia: aPPARENTLY NOTGF whoops sorry for the capds
You: son of peter panoli senior, the fried chicken king of the mid west
Horatio Demonia: LOL, omg
You: you really don't rememeber?
Horatio Demonia: at least i come from money
You: no he lost it all gambling in vegas
You: sad story really
Horatio Demonia: LOL
Horatio Demonia: wow, my brainm is not woking at all tjognmfijk
You: it's too bad too, you loved wearing your little chicken wing outfit
Horatio Demonia: LOL
Horatio Demonia: omg i am so nbeat
Horatio Demonia: bneat
Horatio Demonia: best
Horatio Demonia: beat
You: and your mom paula panoli, formally paula sandhorn, was miss oklahoma pie maiden in 1972
Horatio Demonia: lol, oklhama pie maiden?
You: that how they met ...... your dad had a fried chicken booth at the fair she won the title of pie maiden at.
Horatio Demonia: lol, at the fair
Horatio Demonia: i lvoe the pie maiden shit
You: you were conceived on a bale of hay behind the cotton candy cart
Horatio Demonia: LOL
Horatio Demonia: omg
You: that's why your middle name is cotton
You: peter cotton panoli
Horatio Demonia: LOL, oh baby you're so tired
You: i can't believe you forgot all of this
You: i guess maybe because when your dad lost all of his friend chicken fortune in vegas and your mom was thrown of the pie maiden hall of fame from the shame of it all, they out you up for adoption to a sweet couple named fran and merele demonia and they didn't want you to feel bad about your birth parents' fall from fame so they never told you.
Horatio Demonia: merele? LOL
You: yes
You: merele, it's a good strong name that any beaver trapper would be proud to call his